Dear Dr. Gahring and staff,
Thank you so much for making my leg better. Not only can I do agility again, but also have the added feature of being able to type this letter - albeit somewhat clumsily. Dr. Gahring must have installed a piece of human grade stainless steel with a bionic enhancement in my foreleg. The other agility competitors MUST NOT KNOW about this. I repeat, must not know because they would all overwhelm you with requests for the same implant.
This is a picture of my last agility trial as of April 1, 2001. As you can see, I’m clearing this triple jump with no problem. The reason that you don’t see my owner/handler in this picture is because he is determined to stay out of the way and allow me the necessary running room. We want to avoid the risk of another collision and, although I love you guys, I only want to visit again for a routine follow-up visit and more doggy treats.
My best to everyone for their professional, caring attitude and, remember, MUM’s the word!
Barking affectionately,
Nala, the agility dog