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9. "sit" and "stay" were hard enough: "delete" and "save" are out of the question.

8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

7. Carpal Paw Syndrome.

6. Involuntary wagging is dead giveaway he's browsing www.purina.com.

5. Fire hydrant icon are simply frustrating.

4. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, "you've got mail."

3. Too messy to mark every Web sites he visits.

2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

1. Can't stick his head out of Windows 98.

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